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Old Nov 09, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #21
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Mayonaise is the nector of the gods. Gimme mayo on my sandwiches -mmmm. Mayo on my burgers? you bet! Hot Dogs? ok, hot dogs are pretty much gross, but I put mayo on my brats. Fries and chips are always better with mayo. Here's a tasty breakfast: toast with mayo (cheese optional). Mayo is like the King of the Condiments. Long live the king!
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:16 PM // 16:16   #22
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Therefore, Love Mayo with mouth=Love eating things that have mayo on them.
so.... should I approach you with a big dollop of mayo on my head .... would you, by chance, be enthralled?
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #23
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Mayo Rules!!!!!!
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #24
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I don't think mayo is the real issue here. More importantly, what the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO are you doing eating food from a gas station that's not chips or slim-jims? That's just being too risky with your life and digestive system, if you ask me.

What were you thinking?!?!

p.s. Mayo rocks. Especially miracle whip, with the extra vinegar zing
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:28 PM // 20:28   #25
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Grr, now you just reminded me I can't make sandwiches with mayo since I went to make a sandwich with my bread and it was moldy. Then I went to a "fresh" loaf, and the WHOLE THING was moldy, never opened, and it was only 8 days old. >.<
If you like to keep bread for a long period of time you can freeze it. Just take it out the day before you want to eat it and it will be nice and defrosted.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #26
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Thats why we buy like 2-3 loafs of bread at a time, we freeze the rest and keep 1 out
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #27
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I HATE mayo. ugh. Just thinking about it makes me sick. I like to play with it at work though...lol

I work in a deli, and we have tubs of mayo to use on the sandwiches. When we are slow, I take the spreader and smoothen the top of the mayo.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #28
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mayo can make you vomit like a fountain
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #29
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its tasty but it needs new look, the current one is uh... how to put this, ... looks like something we all wish we never get on our sandwich

gotta love that indirect wording
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #30
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Food dye FTW!
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44   #31
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I eat mayonnaise with a big spoon








You might want to Edit/Delete this post before forwarding your petition.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:37 PM // 23:37   #32
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #33
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Nothing worse then taking your girlfriend out to Dinner and ordering a Chicken Burger that arrives are your tabble with mayo. Those damn books(menus) never list *all* the ingrediants!

Edit: Just remembered those 'books' are called menus heheee
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #34
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rotten mayo is the worst.
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #35
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rotten mayo is the worst.
This is truthery.
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #36
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Chipp love mayo
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #37
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heretic! thou shalt be smiteth!
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #38
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NEVER tasted mayo before.
How does it taste like?
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #39
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it tastes....odd.

and it's practically pure fat, too.
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30   #40
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pure fat?
I dare you to eat a whole tub of pure lard ....
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